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TT common misbeliefs | The real facts |
Equipment is crucial. | Equipment does matter, but it is not SO important. Footwork, technique and a tactical, cool head are. But of course they can't be improved by spending a few bucks. |
Regluing is needed when you get to a certain level. | Yes - regluing is needed at certain level, but are you SURE that you have reached that level? |
Get the faster equipment available, and you'll learn to control it with time and practice. | You have to use equipment that you can handle, and when you are confident enough and your strokes have developped, move to a faster equipment (if that's what YOU want). |
Serve from your extreme backhand, doing a ultra high toss and a cool circular motion to serve, with a super-special modified grip, and turn the light off when serving so your opponents can't see anything. | try all possible combinations for serve and find what works best for you. Pendulum serves are good, but you could find yourself playing more effectively with other serves. |
Pips out or antispin can cover a weak backhand. | Pips or antispin won't allow a players' backhand (and very often his overall play) to improve if used with this purpose. |
Long pips or antispin are cheating. | Long pips or antispin are legal. YOUR SERVES are cheating, since they are illegal. |
train always with your buddy FH to FH and BH to BH so you look like you could play. | Practice against the players that always beat you badly. Find a partner who moves you around, and learn to rally. |
Practice your loops against your buddy, so both of you always have awesome all-attack rallies. | Practice your loops against a chopper and you'll improve 200%. |
You need a full set of TT t-shirt, pants, jumpsuits, jacket, socks, racket cases, bags, and a special Stiga towel to play. | BWAHAHAHA! No, seriously: There are lots of people in this world that need your money much more. |
Before playing, you have to put your TT shoes, reglue and clean your rubbers, and select the best three star ball among your collection. | Before playing, you should warm-up. |
After playing, take care of your rubbers: clean them and use protector film to save them from dirt or dust. | After playing, you should do some stretching. |
Spend 1h FH looping before a match and you'll see the results. | Spend 5 min. pushing, 5 min. chopping and 5 min. blocking and you'll see the results |
You lost the match. | Your opponent WON you the match. |
You can win that guy with that weird style. | Obviously you can't see yourself playing. |
You can loop any ball on your FH. | You don't even know how to FH block or push. |
You have to serve to your opponent's backhand all the time. Don't dare to serve to his forehand! | You should DECIDE tactically where to serve. |
There are two types of TT players: serious TT players and 'the other' players. | There are two type of players: The ones who judge other players and puts them labels, and the ones who don't. |
That guy beat you because of his funny spins. | No spin is funny. The only thing funny here is that you can't read the spin. |
Your blade is too stiff, you need to change it. You can't play with this one. Also, your rubber is almost 5 months old, and your game is completely ruined by it. | Wow. You gotta be REALLY GOOD to notice this kind ot things... How many national tittles did you won? Oh, wait - someone SO GOOD would adapt to it and play OK! |
You are weak against defensive players. | You got no clue on how to play them or his equipment, uh? |
You haven't reglued today / Your rubbers are too old / Your rubbers are too new / It's your other racket / This ball is not a 3 star nittaku / The table is too slow ... | You need some sorry excuses in case you loose. Samsonov would win your opponents in any conditions, so the difference is not in the equipment: it's the player. |
Your opponent was very lucky today. | He probably took his chances and AIMED his shots. If not, it's your fault to not return an edge. |
Lobbing / defence / whatever is not the way to play. | Oh! did you invent this game? well thank you very much sir, it's very fun! Hey, wait - How old are you? |
Your opponent is raising the net again. | He's probably putting it at the height that the RULES state. |
Speedglue is harmless. | Read it's can, for god's sake! |
Butterfly make the best blades. | Your skills are not so good to allow you to notice this. You just read the brand name and have an erection. |
You need the best blades to play at your best. | Your skills are not even closer to what it takes to take profit of this. All is in your mind. |
You don't play with the kids. | You don't want to make a kid happy. You're not santa claus, definitely. |
You don't play with the vets. | They force you to rally, right? |
You only play with your TT buddies. | You can't loose with a non TT buddy of yours. |
Your serves are legal. | Your serves are NOT CALLED illegal. It's not the same thing. |
You loop FH better because it's your natural stroke. | You loop FH better because you trained it much more than anything else. |
You deserved to won that match. | You lost because you deserved it. |
You opponent won you because of his old / tricky / whatever rubber. | You wouldn't won your opponent if YOU were using that rubber. |
That guy plays with wristy strokes, and uses his backhand all the time. ha ha! | No umpire will ever puntuate a player style or looks. |
You have to smash hard all lobs. | You should decide what to do and play the ball using your brain. |
You almost won that match. | Your defeat is even bigger since you really had the chance of winning. |
This list is offensive. | This list is MY oppinion, exposed as closely to my feelings as it can be. With other words it wouldn't be HONEST to write this down. |
This list is cool. | This list is about YOU. |