Отличные английские шутки

"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Q: Why do birds fly South?
A: Because it's too far to walk.

If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Really funny, thank you.